I didn’t have much time to think about it, though. As soon as I arrived, someone thrust a magical tablet into my hands and told me I had to get to work right away to get this place in order. Apparently, there was a war going on somewhere in the universe, and my task was to rally the goblin women and give them purpose; to get them to work together instead of fighting each other. And more importantly, to get them to start building weapons to sell so we could make enough money to fix up this dump.